The Lusty Argonian Maid

[pooshoe]

Is it Referring to you know what or do i Just have a Dirty Mind.

Please dont be Naive

[Braeden]

I suppose it is meant to be indirectly sexual, but i think its hilarious

[DM8954]

Isn't that a book?

Just read it. They don't put anything worse than PG13 in the unmodded version of the game (except violence) so it's safe to read. The books in the game are actually pretty interesting, generally.

[Young Dragon]

Yeah you should read The Legend of Krately house in cloud ruler temple or Thief of Virtue.

[Mystical]

"The Myths of Sheogorath" is also pretty interesting! So it that book that describes Dark Seducers and Golden Saints.

[Igiss]

So, the Maid has come to Oblivion through Morrowind? I thought that Crassius Curio would keep that work for his own self

Or is it just the original one from Morrowind?

And I'd say that this one was about to exceed PG-13. More than any other book I've encountered actually.

Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail: You embarrass me, sir!
Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

[Young Dragon]

Rather interesting book, speaking of morrowind did eny one else run in to that place called the house of earthly delights...

[DM8954]

Yeah. I've been there.

It's the same sort of borderline material the book describes. I actually didn't know the book was quite that descriptive... but it's all innuendo and tame enough for the censors. I think things like this add to the sense of depth and realism. The real world isn't PG but the developers did their best to make things more realistic without being truly dirty about it.

[Clicka Mann]

^ It was still rather strange to find a book like that in Oblivion though. lol
*polishes spear* or something like that XD

[-F-E-A-R-]

My favorite book is The Last Aleyid King,  and the Fundementals on Alchemy