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« on: August 01, 2008, 09:03:29 PM » |
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Is it Referring to you know what or do i Just have a Dirty Mind.
Please dont be Naive
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Braeden
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« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2008, 10:50:56 PM » |
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I suppose it is meant to be indirectly sexual, but i think its hilarious  |
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DM8954
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« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2008, 07:59:28 PM » |
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Isn't that a book?
Just read it. They don't put anything worse than PG13 in the unmodded version of the game (except violence) so it's safe to read. The books in the game are actually pretty interesting, generally.
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Young Dragon
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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2008, 03:08:16 AM » |
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Yeah you should read The Legend of Krately house in cloud ruler temple or Thief of Virtue.
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Lately, I've been lost in a Fable or two
X-Box 360 user
Retreat? Never. I'm just advancing in a new direction...
Nuka Cola... wow how long did that take?
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Mystical
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« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2008, 03:59:15 AM » |
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"The Myths of Sheogorath" is also pretty interesting! So it that book that describes Dark Seducers and Golden Saints.
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Igiss
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« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2008, 12:13:52 PM » |
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So, the Maid has come to Oblivion through Morrowind? I thought that Crassius Curio would keep that work for his own self  Or is it just the original one from Morrowind? And I'd say that this one was about to exceed PG-13. More than any other book I've encountered actually. Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail: You embarrass me, sir!
Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time. |
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Young Dragon
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« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2008, 03:59:17 AM » |
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Rather interesting book, speaking of morrowind did eny one else run in to that place called the house of earthly delights...
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Lately, I've been lost in a Fable or two
X-Box 360 user
Retreat? Never. I'm just advancing in a new direction...
Nuka Cola... wow how long did that take?
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DM8954
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« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2008, 04:24:28 AM » |
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Yeah. I've been there.
It's the same sort of borderline material the book describes. I actually didn't know the book was quite that descriptive... but it's all innuendo and tame enough for the censors. I think things like this add to the sense of depth and realism. The real world isn't PG but the developers did their best to make things more realistic without being truly dirty about it.
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Clicka Mann
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« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2008, 09:31:49 PM » |
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^ It was still rather strange to find a book like that in Oblivion though. lol
*polishes spear* or something like that XD
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« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2009, 05:12:57 PM » |
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My favorite book is The Last Aleyid King, and the Fundementals on Alchemy
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rockerdunmer
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« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2009, 10:57:26 PM » |
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I don't really read much in Oblivion but I like the Ransom of Zarek....it's a skill book but I can't remember what for....athletics maybe??
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The Khajiits of the nine
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« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2009, 12:28:51 AM » |
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Well I'm adding to the necroposting but o well- Response To Bero's Speech Rules!!!!!!!!!
And yes the Lusty Argonian Maid was going to go overboard- I wonder if Bethesda were told to remove some parts <_< >_>
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Oh Praise The Mighty Milk Bottle!
The Sole Provider of MILK!
indeed *nods politely*
BRING ON 11-11-11! TES:V SKYRIM
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DM8954
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« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2009, 05:10:38 AM » |
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As long as it's back from the dead, run with it. I don't think it's such a bad thing as long as there is really something new to add to the conversation.
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metamay
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« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2009, 06:17:27 AM » |
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I don't remember all the books I've read in Elder scrolls games and I don't remember the titles of most of the ones I liked, but two nice stories are "A Game At Dinner" and "Thief Of Virtue". The first is cool and suspenseful   , the second is cute.  . |
"The result can be good or bad, but I will always be a winner because I try." --Yang Haiying
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The Khajiits of the nine
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« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2009, 09:54:26 PM » |
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Is ' A Game at Dinner' In Oblivion?
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Oh Praise The Mighty Milk Bottle!
The Sole Provider of MILK!
indeed *nods politely*
BRING ON 11-11-11! TES:V SKYRIM
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rockerdunmer
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« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2009, 10:24:49 PM » |
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hmmm....i'll have to find them
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metamay
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« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2009, 08:47:46 AM » |
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Yes, "A Game At Dinner" is in the Chorrol Mages guild if i remember right. Big purple one. It's an Alchemy book.
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"The result can be good or bad, but I will always be a winner because I try." --Yang Haiying
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The Khajiits of the nine
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« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2009, 08:50:13 AM » |
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I must find it!
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Oh Praise The Mighty Milk Bottle!
The Sole Provider of MILK!
indeed *nods politely*
BRING ON 11-11-11! TES:V SKYRIM
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« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2009, 11:30:39 AM » |
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I like to collect all the DB titles and keep them in FT Farragut, and get the TG ones and put them in Dareloth's house. It's quite sad, really......  |
I speak for the Night Mother.
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Young Dragon
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« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2009, 10:55:06 PM » |
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I love reading the books... always seems odd that they are as thick as shown, but only contain on avr. like 7 pages... |
Lately, I've been lost in a Fable or two
X-Box 360 user
Retreat? Never. I'm just advancing in a new direction...
Nuka Cola... wow how long did that take?
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The Khajiits of the nine
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« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2009, 02:24:54 AM » |
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They are Kiddie Books with Cardboard Pages  |
Oh Praise The Mighty Milk Bottle!
The Sole Provider of MILK!
indeed *nods politely*
BRING ON 11-11-11! TES:V SKYRIM
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Young Dragon
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« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2009, 02:56:10 AM » |
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yeah...
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Lately, I've been lost in a Fable or two
X-Box 360 user
Retreat? Never. I'm just advancing in a new direction...
Nuka Cola... wow how long did that take?
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DM8954
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« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2009, 03:22:39 AM » |
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Well, they're supposed to be excepts from much longer books. I can't remember if they all do it but I think they use ellipses (...) before and/or after the text in many of the books to show this. At least, that's the idea behind how they get out of writing entire novels (which very few people would read) instead of the nice snippets we got instead.
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rockerdunmer
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« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2009, 05:30:26 AM » |
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i dont realy read the books much coz it kinda makes my eyes sore
thats why i cant read some of DM's long posts.... no offense or anything...
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DM8954
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« Reply #24 on: April 09, 2009, 01:39:11 PM » |
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If you use firefox, you can hold the control key and use the scroll wheel on your mouse to make the text larger. I usually also highlight the text as I read it, which seems to help. (ctrl+0 will reset the text to normal size). Unfortunately, there's nothing much you can do about Oblivion books except maybe read them online, outside the game. The Imperial Library seems to have quite a few books available. It might even have them all by now. |
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Young Dragon
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« Reply #25 on: April 09, 2009, 06:29:37 PM » |
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I go their alot its pretty cool reading all of the little bit of info in it
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Lately, I've been lost in a Fable or two
X-Box 360 user
Retreat? Never. I'm just advancing in a new direction...
Nuka Cola... wow how long did that take?
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The Khajiits of the nine
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« Reply #26 on: April 09, 2009, 09:37:22 PM » |
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Yeah I actually think Imperial Library is better for Books and Lore than UESP.
I don't like their forum tho...
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Oh Praise The Mighty Milk Bottle!
The Sole Provider of MILK!
indeed *nods politely*
BRING ON 11-11-11! TES:V SKYRIM
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Young Dragon
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« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2009, 03:03:42 AM » |
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yes I agree compeatly on that note...
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Lately, I've been lost in a Fable or two
X-Box 360 user
Retreat? Never. I'm just advancing in a new direction...
Nuka Cola... wow how long did that take?
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