how did i get in prison??? "that it does not matter"-uriel septim...

[xoxoxlovestinksxoxox]

It always involves Lex, doesn't it?

Well, you see, it's a funny story, actually. I break into this store one night, only to find that the owner is still downstairs. So I look up and get an arrow in the face, and I can't see, so I stumble into the basement, and that's where they found me. Didn't even check to see if I was okay. I could've been dying! 

[rockerdunmer]

I don't expect them to be the lovliest of people

[Zanmato]

i was hitting on Spetims Woman....and succeeded. XD

[rockerdunmer]

wait.... i think they took a wrong turn on the way to the asylum...

[Big Bear]

My Argonian was arrested for decimating the entire population of Chorrol (really, I did that once). But then Stendarr restored them all.

[Young Dragon]

But I took them ALL back... sept the dogsm (they helped)

[The Khajiits of the nine]

Though afterwards my arrest I saw Lex and Curse-Bringer sucking skooma and discussing the recent Massacre of Chorrol...I thought som'n was up

[Young Dragon]

I once saw Lex payin off a member of the Brotherhood...

[The Khajiits of the nine]

Theres some dodgy stuff going through the Imperial Guard. After All

[Platinum]

I had just killed Dagoth Ur, destroyed sunder and keening, killed Almalexia and was about to embark on an expedition to Akavir when Vivec framed me for robbing the Vivec library and stealing an Elder Scroll (he always was the jealous type). When the guards came, I struggled and took a knock to the head. I am only just regaining my memory now.